I feel sooooo bad that i have neglected my baby but so much has happened i made a huge move from state to state and went head 1st in my career and have even gotten married. But now baby momma is back with a load of stories some funny some informative and some that will just plan on make you say WHATTTTTTT . i am now not just taking stories about sex but im taking some about crazy dates. sooooooo be patient with me and SEND ME SOME STORIES
email me your stories to:
kiss_and_tell79@yahoo.com
please no made up stories and no drama if you wack than you wack its as simple as that
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
thou shall not judge
okay this may seem like im always downing them bible thumping church folks but thats not true. its like this i simply want them to practice what they preach. doesnt it say somewhere in the bible that thou shall not judge? well why are the main people judging people are the ones sitting proudly in the front pew at first second third little temple holy mt zion baptist catherdral go tell it on the mountain side christian day camp church. i mean everyone makes mistakes and instead of casting stones at them making them shy away form the lord cause you feel they sinnin ways aint what the lord hath made you gotta talk about them. instead of talking crap about other people you need to look in the damn mirror
i tell you stupid ingnorant people really grind my gears
any whoo
love to see yall smile
mizz decembablu
i tell you stupid ingnorant people really grind my gears
any whoo
love to see yall smile
mizz decembablu
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
lol i was just on the phone with kenisha while coming home from the store and we got to talking about jeri curls and what not my dad was in the car and he made a comment on furniture with the plastic covering
and i turned and asked him and i also asked kenisha who in the hell invented plastic covering for furniture
honestly back in the days when people ordered new furniture did they say i need my new living room set plasticrized and by the way can i get the plastic with the gold trimming cause the silver one gets dirty too fast
my daddy says that that shit started back in the south and its been around along time. i quickly had to check him cause that fade didnt start in the south cause its hot in the south and we all know that body heat and plastic furniture covering did not mix cause when it got to hot and you went to sweating you tend to have found your self what?....stuck to the seat
and remember those plastic runners that lead you all around the house that made that scrapping noise when you walk on it was that apart of the package deal PLASTIC WRAP YOUR WHOLE LIVING ROOM SET AND GET A FREE PLASTIC RUNNER
i honestly dont remember my grams niether one of them with that plastic shit on their furniture one did have that runner though one ran from the front to the back door and she also had one on the stairs.
honestly and wassup with having those rooms that cant no body walk in i swear i use to hate that i use to wanna go and rub farts all on peoples couches and plant boogers in they shag carpets that stanley steamers had been fluffing since before i was born
watch imma bring that plastic on furniture back but its gonna be bubble wrap so that everytime some one sits they ass down they get that popping sensation
and i turned and asked him and i also asked kenisha who in the hell invented plastic covering for furniture
honestly back in the days when people ordered new furniture did they say i need my new living room set plasticrized and by the way can i get the plastic with the gold trimming cause the silver one gets dirty too fast
my daddy says that that shit started back in the south and its been around along time. i quickly had to check him cause that fade didnt start in the south cause its hot in the south and we all know that body heat and plastic furniture covering did not mix cause when it got to hot and you went to sweating you tend to have found your self what?....stuck to the seat
and remember those plastic runners that lead you all around the house that made that scrapping noise when you walk on it was that apart of the package deal PLASTIC WRAP YOUR WHOLE LIVING ROOM SET AND GET A FREE PLASTIC RUNNER
i honestly dont remember my grams niether one of them with that plastic shit on their furniture one did have that runner though one ran from the front to the back door and she also had one on the stairs.
honestly and wassup with having those rooms that cant no body walk in i swear i use to hate that i use to wanna go and rub farts all on peoples couches and plant boogers in they shag carpets that stanley steamers had been fluffing since before i was born
watch imma bring that plastic on furniture back but its gonna be bubble wrap so that everytime some one sits they ass down they get that popping sensation
dumb people
you know dumb ass people really irk me. i hate when they say "i understand" but really dont so they try to switch up the question so that you wouldnt notice.. damn dumb ass yall just confusing your selves even more. how hard is it to understand the laws of relevtivity. how do some people manage to have book sense and no common sense come the fuck on.
Monday, April 6, 2009
befunky.com
i have sooo fallen in love with this site i have been chopping and screwing pics on photo bucket for months now but BE FUNKY is my new shit look at how cute my pics are
so fly right? i knooowwwww
befunky.com
its been along time
i know i know its been a while since i posted something on here but work has me on lock but i oromise by the end of the week i will be doing my thang again i have a lot to talk about and its as usual is funny as hell so sit tight
and remember
i love to see you smile
decemba
and remember
i love to see you smile
decemba
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
lmao off the top of my head
lol i was just on the phone with kenisha while coming home from the store and we got to talking about jeri curls and what not my dad was in the car and he made a comment on furniture with the plastic covering
and i turned and asked him and i also asked kenisha who in the hell invented plastic covering for furniture
honestly back in the days when people ordered new furniture did they say i need my new living room set plasticrized and by the way can i get the plastic with the gold trimming cause the silver one gets dirty too fast
my daddy says that that shit started back in the south and its been around along time. i quickly had to check him cause that fade didnt start in the south cause its hot in the south and we all know that body heat and plastic furniture covering did not mix cause when it got to hot and you went to sweating you tend to have found your self what?....stuck to the seat
and remember those plastic runners that lead you all around the house that made that scrapping noise when you walk on it was that apart of the package deal PLASTIC WRAP YOUR WHOLE LIVING ROOM SET AND GET A FREE PLASTIC RUNNER
i honestly dont remember my grams niether one of them with that plastic shit on their furniture one did have that runner though one ran from the front to the back door and she also had one on the stairs.
honestly and wassup with having those rooms that cant no body walk in i swear i use to hate that i use to wanna go and rub farts all on peoples couches and plant boogers in they shag carpets that stanley steamers had been fluffing since before i was born
watch imma bring that plastic on furniture back but its gonna be bubble wrap so that everytime some one sits they ass down they get that popping sensation
and i turned and asked him and i also asked kenisha who in the hell invented plastic covering for furniture
honestly back in the days when people ordered new furniture did they say i need my new living room set plasticrized and by the way can i get the plastic with the gold trimming cause the silver one gets dirty too fast
my daddy says that that shit started back in the south and its been around along time. i quickly had to check him cause that fade didnt start in the south cause its hot in the south and we all know that body heat and plastic furniture covering did not mix cause when it got to hot and you went to sweating you tend to have found your self what?....stuck to the seat
and remember those plastic runners that lead you all around the house that made that scrapping noise when you walk on it was that apart of the package deal PLASTIC WRAP YOUR WHOLE LIVING ROOM SET AND GET A FREE PLASTIC RUNNER
i honestly dont remember my grams niether one of them with that plastic shit on their furniture one did have that runner though one ran from the front to the back door and she also had one on the stairs.
honestly and wassup with having those rooms that cant no body walk in i swear i use to hate that i use to wanna go and rub farts all on peoples couches and plant boogers in they shag carpets that stanley steamers had been fluffing since before i was born
watch imma bring that plastic on furniture back but its gonna be bubble wrap so that everytime some one sits they ass down they get that popping sensation
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